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SHITSTORM – an adventure for The True OSR

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“LIKE A MAN SHITTING ON ICE”
Viking proverb for someone about to do something very stupid

SHITSTORM, the second expansion module for The True OSR – Obsolete Shitty Rules, is here to disrupt your intestinal flora!

Immerse yourself in a brown-hued Viking world where gods, upset by a clogged toilet, unleash a divine SHISTORM that will overwhelm the 9 Realms of Norse mythology (waaaay too literally!).

The volume contains:

  • A hilarious Viking setting, a parody of the glorious northern people mixed with ancient and forgotten scatological traditions!
  • Eight new Tables to use in winter settings: Magic Items, NPCs, Archetypes, Spells, Deities, and much more.
  • SHITSTORM, a complete roguelike adventure that will keep you engaged for hours and allows you to explore the 9 Realms.

Are you still reading the information on the back of the book and haven’t yelled, “Yes, by Odin!” yet?

Get your dice ready, my friend…

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Description

The True O.S.R. – Obsolete Shitty Rules

A one-of-a-kind parodic old-school TTRPG

How does it work?

The true O.S.R. has a one-shot-focused game design, easy to learn and apply.

In one session, Players will have to challenge (and defeat) the evil Dungeon Master in an epic battle with no holds barred!

The theme

The True O.S.R. is a parodic RPG that embraces all the typical themes of classic RPGs (horror, cyberpunk, fantasy, etc.) and mixes them into a bizarre and fun narrative.

Along the way you will find all the clichés of traditional RPGs with an explicit, raw and direct twist!

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The rules

In The True O.S.R. you will find many randomic tables featuring thousands of elements that can be combined to generate new, unexpected and fun combinations seasoned with simple rules but capable of transcending the narrative level!

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